i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
accomplished twins. life is a go
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
And then the night went full on bisexual.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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