True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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