Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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