Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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