everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I love having hate sex.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
