I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
they're like a gay fantastic four
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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