living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Shame - the story of my life.
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