Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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