Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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