just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we made out on top of his cat.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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