just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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