Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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