He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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