I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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