She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
try to milk me bitch
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