How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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