Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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