I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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