whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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