At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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