And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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