bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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