so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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