Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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