i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Can you bring me the toilet please
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
