Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
