Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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