Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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