Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I need moral support for this bender
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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