its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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