How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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