I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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