So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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