your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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