I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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