That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Randomize
