while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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