It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
nutella sex= disaster
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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