I'm drive I can fine osifer
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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