Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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