giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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