he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Randomize
