first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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