It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Randomize
