We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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