we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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