i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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