so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Girls should come with a carfax report
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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