I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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