What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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