There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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