i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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