he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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