I swear she didn't look like that last week.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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