I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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